Paintbrush Professional Pillows

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'Quick, press control Z!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Vincent Van Goth.

The Battle of the Pictures.

Sleeping on the Job

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Painter's muse

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

Artist paints an artist.

D.I.Y ladder

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

'I didn't get a grant.'

The Police Artist.

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

"I'm not totally happy with the painting subcontractor."

"Don't forget to save your work."

Vincent Discovers Impasto

Eggshell White

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'

Art Studio: We do not accept "free exposure" payments.

Artist and stumps

'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''

'There ain't no intellectual messages in my work... I'm just too short to fill the whole bloody canvas!'