Paintball Warriors Mugs

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

The Battle of the Pictures.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"In principle I agree that staff have far to much pointless paperwork to fill in."

Excessive Paperwork

Personnel,' Possible candidates'-'That'll be the day'.

Donald Trump

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"Sorry, Roger. The old laser pointer seems to be acting up again!"

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

'I'm just surfing the web.'

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

"I want you to come up with a new word to define 'profits'."

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

Samurai - Accountant.

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

Paint fight art!

Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the patients?

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"I downloaded this public sector tender we should consider bidding for. I’m hoping that these new Procurement Regulations will make it a less tortuous exercise." "Based on that first page I suggest nothing has changed..."