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"Too busy."

"I can't believe I have my very own airbrush! As an artist, I will paint the truth without fear of retribution or damage to my career."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The world's most unemployable family

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Children's imagination

"Great money scenes!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

The end of innocence

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

Gene Tierney caricature

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

A. A. Milne

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Lawrence of Suburbia

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Al, I hear that only one out of 100 art school graduates goes on to make a living in art. That's where I was smart, Axel: I flunked out!

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'I thought I could dance...'

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

'Dauber Micawber'

Claude Debussy