Pain-tolerant Artist T-Shirts

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Pottery

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."

Action shot portrait.

"I'm your exit strategy."

"To be honest, nobody wants to buy your paintings... we need a promotional strategy! Cut off your ear in public!"

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

Brendan Behan.

Cellist on Mars

'By the time we finish it's gone out of fashion and we have to start all over again.'

'OW! OW! OW! OW!' 'Are you sure you're cut out for the old fight game?'

Cartoonist Thinking Whilst His Pencil Snoozes.

"You must be the underground artist."

'Okay, where's your chair?' - 'I've decided to squat for 8 hours a day to build my thighs.' - 'Won't that hurt?' - 'Fortunately, I've developed a massive pain tolerance by sitting opposite you for so long.'

'I like it!'

'Apparently the reunion photographer didn't photoshop enough.'

"I'd rather have a baby than have my tooth pulled."

Fakir's driving seat.

For eventual service, please take a number. 73.

'How are the hemorrhoids today, bad?'