
'I got to sit down. I feel a pain in my lower back coming on.'
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'I got to sit down. I feel a pain in my lower back coming on.'
"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."
"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"
'The Neurosis Pack.'
'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'
'...Better clear my schedule too.'
Calm down...this is for your own good.
"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."
"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."
Golf cart in the hospital.
'I demand a second opinion!'
I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.
Arm puncture...
'Mind if I cut in?'
I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.
'Does it hurt when I do this...?'
"My diagnosis is you have an arrow through your head, but to be safe, I'll order a series of tests."
'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'
'You don't have a hormone imbalance. You have a fat imbalance!'
"The medicine I prescribed should kick in in 5-7 days. . . the side effects in 5-7 minutes."
European vaccine distribution
"Don't forget your five a day."
'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'
"Seriously, I think you should just buy pepper spray."
"Welcome to the walk-in clinic. The special is cholesterol screening and the catch of the day is whooping cough."
A tiny man squeezing a giant's head in a vice
'Back pain? The beef stew is just laced with analgesics.'
Worm complaints desk
'The bad news . . . you've got lice.The good news . . . there's only one.'
'Does your tooth still hurt?' - 'I dunno, the dentist kept it.'
'I'll be glad to give you a second opinion but I don't know how much it's worth'
'So what'll it be; novocain or profanity?'
Volunteers discuss pains
"We take Carpal Tunnel Syndrome very seriously around here, young lady! You write checks for your treatment with that hand!"
'You got a good offer to endorse a new painkiller.'
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