Pain Defiers Pillows

'Ouch!'

To do before Saturday...

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

Life and Death.

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

'This is going to be a level three.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

'Need a hand?'

Ouch!

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''

"I'd rather have a baby than have my tooth pulled."

"With 1 being the lowest, and 10 being the highest, could you rate the pain of your headache?"

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

A Seriously Bad Hair Day.

"Does this mean I can forget my wishes?"

The Runner

'Does your tooth still hurt?' - 'I dunno, the dentist kept it.'

Back to school

'How are the hemorrhoids today, bad?'

'So what'll it be; novocain or profanity?'

'This won't hurt, honest.'

'Listen, I'd love to stay and chat but I'm late for my own funeral.'

We've seen you with that sign for years, and nothing ever happens --- Does that bother you? The world ends tomorrow. Heck, no! I'm an optimist.