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Bitchbark Canoe

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

We practically live out here in the summer.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

A perm for a woman and her dog.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Have you seen my wife?"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Dog keeping dry, protected by owners.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.