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Bitchbark Canoe

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

"Have you seen my wife?"

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

A perm for a woman and her dog.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Dog keeping dry, protected by owners.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'