Pager Nostalgist T-Shirts

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

The Paper Route

"I'll never forget you."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Horton hears The Who!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Santa delivering newspapers

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

'Joy, do me a favor. . . call my pager number. . . I wanna make sure it works. Wait 'til I go into the living room.'

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

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