Pageantry Enthusiasts Mugs

'I'm happy to announce that the international society of child-pageant parents will be relocating here next year.'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Circus Pageant

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

Model's aspirations

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

Miss America IQ pageant.

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

Beauty contest

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

7th annual weird fishes pageant

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

Uncle Tom

Beauty Contest

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

Blank Inside

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."