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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

The Bookworm

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Geek fairies

Gamers

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Downloads.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Technology and literature

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Reading in the family.

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

Head full of Books.

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

Reading room

'It's a slice of life...I cut a long story short.'

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

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