Page-turner Purist Mugs

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Technology and literature

Reading

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

Bibliomaniac

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Books On Paper

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

'TV on the blink?'

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

Hoping to encourage readers to buy the hard copy of the paper, the Journal Times Herald, only printed every other word in its online edition.

Publishing Co. Book Editor. How does a "do-it-yourself" book end up with six co-authors?

"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."

Writer's block

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."