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"A book is like a big meal. It puts you to sleep."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

The Bookworm

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Downloads.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Reading

Technology and literature

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Bibliomaniac

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Head full of Books.

The writer's world

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

Irvine Welsh

One book... One book... One book...

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

Reading room

'It's a slice of life...I cut a long story short.'

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

TV vs Reading

Free Little Library

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."