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Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Bring out yer books!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I'm after the history section."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Vacation Mobile

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Universe of reading

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Travellers

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Reality TV

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.