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Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Bring out yer books!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Phew, that was close."

"I'm after the history section."

Cometh the Cow!

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Desert Island Dating.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Vacation Mobile

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Universe of reading

Travellers

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Reality TV

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'