Page Magician Mugs

Writer

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

Instructional guide to scribbling

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Primitive magician

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

If Disney was a software company

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Could you keep still?"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magic Tricks

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...