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'Okay, it's a deal!' (elephants shaking trunks.)

Packaging Russian Dolls

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Burning love

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

Perks

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

'So, what are the terms of use?'

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

Yesh Atid

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

"OK, let's go to contract."

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

"I propose we meet in the middle."

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

Of course my love is unconditional! We put it in the pre-nup, remember?

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

Shipping contract.

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

"Just sign here - yes, in blood."