Packaging Conqueror Prints

Holiday package opening set.

Rage.

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Just call me Picasso!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

Access Denied!

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Outstanding Time Management

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'My right brain isn't working.'

Drowning in Paper.

CEO's office in a safe.