Package Holiday Skeptic Prints

' It says here....a typically quiet Spanish fishing village!'

'I hate all holidays!'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

'Special Delivery!'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

Christmas escape plan

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"I won't be needing you this year."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

Christmas Sale Special

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

"Santa's workshopping"

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"Well, I have arranged the pick-up of your shipment, sir. Do you already want to raise the complaint about the miscarriage, sir?"

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

A green man sitting on a beach imagining selling toys online

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."