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Nonviolent Clue.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A boy acting suspiciously

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Homes on Holmes"