Pacifist Humorist Mugs

The bomb shield.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Gee, thanks pal."

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Optimist

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."