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Opening of the Book Fair in Cuba

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

Bibliomaniac

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

Anchored Fish.

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

Writer's block

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

Who needs the classics...boy reading his ebook.

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

In-flight reading book varying in size depending on journey length.

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.

10.378 BC: Zuk Ironthal developed the first diving suit.