Pachyderm Admirer Pillows

'A word of advice: Don't ever try to sting a pachyderm...'

Cariactures

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Living with a cataholic.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Yoghurt man

Robot about to eat a battery

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

On the Town.

"Religion?"

Coronavirus in New York

"Security thinks he's just hungry and looking for the Big Apple."

Sport Darwinism

Libredty

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

couple replacing lightbulb in chandelier.

'Bedlington Terriers look like lambs...

Subway BC

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'