Pachyderm Admirer Pillows

'A word of advice: Don't ever try to sting a pachyderm...'

Cariactures

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Living with a cataholic.

Yoghurt man

Robot about to eat a battery

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

On the Town.

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

Pet Shelter. If you can't decide which dog to adopt, try taking one for a walk. Leash to own!

Sport Darwinism

"Security thinks he's just hungry and looking for the Big Apple."

"Religion?"

WICKERMANHATTAN

Coronavirus in New York

Libredty

'Did you get fixed, too?'

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

couple replacing lightbulb in chandelier.

Subway BC

'Bedlington Terriers look like lambs...

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey