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"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Christmas Presents.

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Grrrr....'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Dog fetches dice

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

When Pugs dream.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

'You're spoiling that dog!'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

"He's my discomfort animal."

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."

Cat dons scuba gear to go after fish in aquarium.

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

"I ran out of space for tattoos so I've started on the dog."

'It's not often you see an eskimo dog in the burbs!'

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'