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"They found Charlotte's web site."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Christmas Presents.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Grrrr....'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Dog fetches dice

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

When Pugs dream.

How did you get a talking gerbil? Long, long, long story. My mom was a geneticist. My dad was a zoologist. They were in love once, but they loved their science more, and grew far, far apart. To save the marriage, they joined forces and created a talking gerbil, Herbert. A tiny creature to cherish and solidify their bond. Run for your life. I pooped myself. 'Twas a fool's errand.

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

"He's my discomfort animal."

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

Cat dons scuba gear to go after fish in aquarium.

'It's not often you see an eskimo dog in the burbs!'

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'