Owner Of Mischief Prints

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Bad dog."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Dogs life

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Two children play with a pedal bin

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Teacher's pet dog

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."