Owner Of Mischief Prints

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Bad dog."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dogs life

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Two children play with a pedal bin

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Teacher's pet dog

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."