Owner Of A Mischief-maker Mugs

"Bad dog."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Backfire

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Snow Devil

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Resourceful toddler

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."