Overworked Teacher Mugs

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Back to work...

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"And this is another economic indicator."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

Working Vacation.

"Dunhomin"

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

'My secret of time management? I never take anyone off 'hold'.'

'First thing in the morning I'm ringing the school about the amount of homework he's getting.'

Dead Workaholic

"It's only Wednesday, Fenton."

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"

'Those are the family I'd have if I believed in a Work/Life balance.'

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

"Sometimes I wish I could clone myself."

"I'll go ahead and transfer you to Mr. Dixon. Please hold while he sighs heavily before picking up."

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

Man asleep on train

"It's a question that management would like you to fill out explaining why you want to retire early."

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."