Overworked Manager Pillows

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"And this is another economic indicator."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

Working Vacation.

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"Dunhomin"

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

'My secret of time management? I never take anyone off 'hold'.'

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

"It's only Wednesday, Fenton."

Dead Workaholic

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"