Overworked Hustler Gifts

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Running Latte

Engineer on the move.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

The Real American Dream

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Working Vacation.

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

Man asleep on train

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

"I've been promoted from working for free to working for bitcoins."

"Just because I'm forced to work from home, doesn't mean I deserve any less respect than when I worked in an actual office!"

"Take the cords out of your ears. You can't transfer the words from the text book to your brain. You have to actually read the book."

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