Oversharing Escapee T-Shirts

"Miranda, this is Larry, my old therapist — Larry knows all my secrets ... and some of yours."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Single Family Home Sanctuary

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

"When I said you could have a summer vacation I didn't mean the whole summer."

Senior executive holding guitar hitchiking on open road in desert landscape.

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

Wilderness - City.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Glad we moved out of the City

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

Catskills

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"Unbelievable money maker."

"Do you think people had a nice time?"

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

Butterfly businessman

"We're moving back out to the country."

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'