Overreaction Fan Prints

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

"Mom, all I did was fall off my bike and skin my knee."

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

Football Boomerang.

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

'I was an overachiever.'

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

Took a tiny nothing molehill and created this huge, amazing mountain

"Sorry about the expletive."

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

'I'd appreciate your reaction this latest idea of mine Simkins.'

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."

After discovering how much he enjoyed redactiing, Roger gets a little carried away.

Ask Sadie. Sadie, when are you going to stop fighting it and admit your passionate love for Rudy? Signed, Conrad. *Actual reader letter. Who let this question in? I want my producers fired, then fileted, then fired again, and then run down by a car filled with clowns. Seems a little defensive there, Snookums. Clown car!

Departments of hand-wringing, pearl- clutching, forehead-slapping, eyeball-rolling, head-scratching, hair-splitting.

'Someone has made a mountain out of our molehill.'

"Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger!"

'Oh Dear! I see the commercial that Ed hates so much came on again, for the last time on our TV!'