Overprotective Parent Sympathizer Mugs

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

No Immediate Danger

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

First Steps

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

"Apparently, my mom knew I'd be bringing my phone to the beach. She put a floatie on it."

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

'Yes, I know it's a classic 1940 half ton, daddy - but it's also a use it to move my daughter into her dorm room classic.'