Overprotective Parent Humorist Mugs

"That's a photo of Dad. He likes to keep an eye on us."

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"Apparently, my mom knew I'd be bringing my phone to the beach. She put a floatie on it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"Have you seen my dad?"

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Good news. It's a small pig."

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Where's your nose?"

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."