Overprotective Parent Club Prints

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Keep away from our Doreen.

No Immediate Danger

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

First Steps

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"Apparently, my mom knew I'd be bringing my phone to the beach. She put a floatie on it."

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

"My mom is making walk around in this sterile bubble. It's only until the flu season is over."

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."