Overly Attentive Pet Parent Prints

'I think we deprived him an hour of human companionship today.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Cat in Tree.

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Pampered Pets.

'I've got it written down...'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Balding dog

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

Bad Dog

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

Snow cones.

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"Kitty Kins enjoys the little nibbles I take him home."

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

"And this will protect him from distemper."

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

Willy was our only pet until we bought the elephant.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."