Over-protective Pet Parent Prints

'You've GOT to stop worrying about your patients, Doc!'

No Immediate Danger

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

First Steps

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

A child and his dog

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

"Apparently, my mom knew I'd be bringing my phone to the beach. She put a floatie on it."

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"