Overloaded Student T-Shirts

"A lot of homework?"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

Genius Envy

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'You have failed on all counts...'

Too big to fail

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'People, get a half-life!'

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

Essay Paper.

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

'Whoa! - Too much information!'

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."