Overload Survivor T-Shirts

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

Hour Glass

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'Whoa! - Too much information!'

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

'I worked my butt off again.'

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"It must be his beeper."

I think you put it off long enough.

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"You no longer have any excuses for not getting your work done. I hired someone to take your lunch and bathroom breaks for you."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

"You're telling me about stress?"

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

'The thin person inside you seems to have developed a serious case of claustrophobia.'

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."