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'Yes, I'd definitely say the computer's fan has failed.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tourist in the desert

Second aid

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Radiator Blues

Clancy: Thick Flies

Ice cream van

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

"You should really wear a hat."

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

"I like it warm, but this is ridiculous!"

'Hot enough for you?'

Weather.

"Wake up late this morning?"

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

'If you think THIS is hot you should have been here in 1963!'

"Hot enough for you?"

"It's too hot to wear skin."

'Stranger, we live in this climate because we're practicing for hell.'

'You call THIS hot-you should have been here in '63!'

'It's not too bad... it's a dry heat...'

Stop turning down the thermostat.