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'Yes, I'd definitely say the computer's fan has failed.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tourist in the desert

Second aid

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Radiator Blues

Ice cream van

Clancy: Thick Flies

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

"You should really wear a hat."

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

Weather.

'Hot enough for you?'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

"Wake up late this morning?"

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

'Stranger, we live in this climate because we're practicing for hell.'

"The holiday was hot. . . very hot!"

'It's not too bad... it's a dry heat...'

Disappointing Mirage.

'If you think THIS is hot you should have been here in 1963!'

"Hot enough for you?"