Overhead Reducer Pillows

"The company simply must do something about the office space problem!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Evolution.

Noisy energy?

Earth stove

Environment policy.

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Ecological balance.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

Climate change skeptics.

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Recycling Centre

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

Business revolution begins.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

SOS of Garbage

Deposit phones here

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Stop Global Warming

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'