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'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

Good parenting.

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them.

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

"Absolutely no dolphins were harmed in our catch of the tuna. Also, no tuna were harmed in the catch of the cod, no cod were harmed in our catch of the flounder..."

No Fear.

'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!'

'I don't want to go in the water - that man said the fish were really biting today.'

"Why aren't we staying in a lodge again?"

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

'My last book did not have a happy ending. I had to pay a fine.'

'Bah! If I wanted long walks on the beach, I'd get a dog!'

'Blood-curdling screams, Hayes, will do nothing to help us catch a fish.'

'That's Al for you, he'd rather wait for a hatch than fish with nymphs.'

'You're in luck, Sir. . . we found the only television in the shop that won't show sports!'

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

'Stop right there! Do not bring that thing home until it's cleaned and gutted!'

'Baseball is boring, apple pie makes me fat and I'm not getting along with my mother.'

That afternoon, Colin's fear of spiders was to come to a head!

'Not all of us prefer the beach.'

"Somewhere along long. . . LONG way from the World Cup."