Overexcited Dog Writer Mugs

"You tend to overuse the exclamation point."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'She's just great with the children.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

A child and his dog

Litteratti K9s.

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Walking in the woods.

'Tarzan'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

K9 Litterati.

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

'Farm News' readers want to know about my childhood? Rather normal really: Lived in a pigsty, ate swill every day...'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

'Not so easy, is it?'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Dog house"

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

'This can't be good.'