Pet Blogger Mugs

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'It's my favorite.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

Multi-Tasking

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.