Overdraft Survivor Pillows

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn...those cretins can't tell the difference...between overdrawn and under-deposited.

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Evil Exams!

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Student Debt

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

Tax grab.

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

Coming out of the crisis

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'You want some protection money? Oh, thank God. For a moment there I thought you were from the Inland Revenue.'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"