Overcrowding Enthusiast Mugs

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

'One carry-on!'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Say when!"

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

Occupy Wall Street Protest Goes Global!

'I was an overachiever.'

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

Sitting Room, Standing Room Only.

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

'According to the GPS, all the really cool places to 'Occupy' have been occupied.'

"It's gonna be hard for my kid to have type 2 diabetes. He's used to being number 1."

"Stress related sickness.. all nonsense. I've worked 80 hours a week for years and it's never done me any harm."

'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'

Plenty Of Fiesta Wear, But No Fiesta

'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'

Security guard disperses football team.

"Sorry I didn't get to all the things - I was too busy with all the things!"

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