Overcoming Nepotism Gifts

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

Book Deal

"Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, always together... but are the really happy?"

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"You've got and experienced instructor and a dual-control desk."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

'A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making the company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got.'

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

Stuff Broken

Tedium Tours.

The Chronologically-Challenged Olympics.

I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery.

Attorneys in deep

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

'Who said you can't solve your problems by running?'

"So you're offering nothing and I'd like £300,000 why don't we meet in the middle!"

Ordinary people trying to get something done, Inc.'

Counterproposals

"We've had the meeting, Miss Wimbush - have the room fumigated."

"Maybe we took the "giving till it hurts" philosophy a bit far."

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

"I need to sign a non-compete just for a job interview?"

"I see from your resume, your father owns a 45% of the company stock"

"He's thirty and still with his parent company."

Event Planning

"We take accusations of financial mismanagement VERY seriously, which is why I've asked my son to look into it, as soon as he's finished his nap."

"I see here on your resume you're my daughter's husband."