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'I can forgive you, Nichole - but I can never forget.'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"My dad was too much of a babe magnet for the marriage to have worked."

'There's a simple explanation, dear. Someone stole my identity.'

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

'Right, how can I help you?'

"Your husband is fooling around."

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"You may not like what I've dug out, but you did ask me to snoop into your husband!"

'Now, I'm curious as to why there would be blonde hair in your hairball!'

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

"When he stopped to smell the flowers, his wife found out whose flowers they were!"

"My wife can't make it tonight, she's on a date."

'I do still love you, Morton, but there's a subtext.'

"Your wife ran off with your best friend? Interesting... go with that."

'The first wives club'

Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

'I'm very sorry, the tests have shown you're not a Queen: You can't have babies...'

"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."

"So you think I should just ignore it?"

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

"I've never asked Ralph, but I think there's another woman."

'No, Keith. It isn't just the same as me bringing Teddy to bed!'

'It's our wedding anniversary today, Pete, I bet my husband forgets all about it, again.'

'We recorded your wife's activities like you asked and-well...Are you sure you want to see the photos, Mr. Watts?'

'We can't have children . . . jack jumps over candlesticks.'

Another Case of Domestic Violins.

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