Overachiever Humorist Pillows

'I'm worried that if I study too hard, I couldn end up being a teacher.'

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Genius Envy

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'They're a very successful family.'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Too big to fail

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

Office Task Map

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

Test preps, PSATs, SATs, AP courses, community service, 3 sports, 2 clubs and chorus

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"Your internship is finally over. You're now required to work longer hours with no extra pay."

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.