Over-the-limit Adventurer Mugs

'IOU' - Cindi Milbanks 'Borrowed to the max'.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Shoot For The Moon

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Snowboarding downhill.

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Other Fiction

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.