Real-life Adventurer Mugs

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'Time for Daddy to tell you the 'Facts of life'...'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The rocket powered skiier

Extreme Bungy

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I think it's safe to assume that one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

No Loitering

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

Person taking photo of a hippopotamus.

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"Sorry. Full."

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

'I've got seamail.'

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

'Bill,notice how deer can blend with their surroundings?'

May the forest be with you!