Oven Adventurer Gifts

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Captain in a storm

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Scuba cow"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'We'll take it!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Batman O' War

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

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