Outlook Mugs

"What I'll miss most is his indefatigable optimism."

A Macaroni in 1772

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

Opposing viewpoint.

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"How is this such a great place to spot migrating whales? I don't see a thing."

The end is near! Wacko. The end is far!

'I work hard to get what I want - more what I already have.'

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Hastings- get rid of my lavish life style."

The Doom Channel

"Haven't they oriented you yet, Swenson?"

Lost in the desert.

"Good News! It's today again!"

Glass Explorters: Half Full and Half Empty.

I had hoped to file a missing persons report by now, but he won't leave.

'I'm sorry, Miller, but we have to let you go. Your relentless 'can-do' optimism is driving us all nuts.' 'I'm bowled over! Thanks for this exciting new opportunity, chief!' 'You're welcome. I'm sure you'll make us all very proud of you.'

Los Ranchos Del Big Bucksville, Next 3 Exits...

Taste in High Life.

"It's my one indulgence."

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

Paint By Number

'The glass is neither half empty nor half full, Hargrove. The glass is too large.'